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Как Тесла опроверга своите критици? Все едно че безмисления, тролеца и още един-двама са ги съчинявали
By providing a History lesson of Tesla Critics. Some of which are laughably still used today.
Как Тесла опроверга своите критици? Все едно че безмисления, тролеца и още един-двама са ги съчинявали
By providing a History lesson of Tesla Critics. Some of which are laughably still used today.
- Tesla can’t build 100 Roadsters — haha, what a joke!
- Tesla will be dead any day. We’ll start a countdown death watch for it.
- World headquarters in California? Hahahahaha — how hilarious!
- “Just because Tesla has succeeded in making an expensive electric sports car does not mean that it will be able to make a moderately priced five-seat sedan. The latter is a quantum leap more difficult.” (That one came from the New York Times. Also from that Times article: “‘Lithium batteries are going to change the world,’ [David Cole, chairman of the Center for Automotive Research] said, ‘but they are not ready for prime time.’ Tesla’s solution in the Roadster — tying together thousands of small batteries into one giant one — is ‘suboptimal.’”)
- Tesla can’t manufacture the Model S (a.k.a. WhiteStar), doesn’t have a factory to produce it in, can’t actually create an electric car with those specs, and is probably committing fraud by taking reservation deposits.
- The real deal is the Fisker Karma. Forget the Model S.
- Nobody’s going to want to buy a Model S, or very few people will. This is a tough market segment and the Model S just doesn’t compete with the iconic Mercedes S-Class, BMW 7 Series, and others.
- Look, see, Tesla can’t produce the Model S! The company will collapse any day.
- Okay, so Tesla sold some cars, but demand for the Model S is dropping and will fatally dwindle now that the reservation backlog has been filled.
- Panel gaps!
- Cupholders!
- Disaster!
- You can’t take a Tesla on a road trip. People will wake up soon and Tesla will be dead. This not a practical car.
- Fire!
- Fire!
- There’s no way in hell Tesla can produce the Model X. It’s absolutely impossible.
- See, I told you, Tesla can’t produce the Model X and it will never be able to do so.
- Panel gaps!
- Doors!
- Okay, so Tesla figured out how to mass produce the Model X, but demand will soon drop as the reservation backlog is cleared and as people discover what a disaster the panel gaps and falcon-wing doors are.
- Okay, so Tesla is selling more Model Ss and Model Xs than it initially expected it would sell. Whatever. Nonetheless, there’s no way the company will ever produce the Model 3.
- $35,000 Model 3? Absolutely impossible. Will never happen.
- Those are fake reservations anyway. There’s not really that much demand for the Model 3. This is fraud.
- These are just handmade Model 3s. It’s all a show, a hoax. Tesla will never mass produce the Model 3.
- Tesla doesn’t know how to really build cars.
- See, we told you — Tesla is stuck in production hell and will stay there.
- Tesla will need more financing to stay alive. No doubt about it. Ignore Elon — he’s wrong. $TSLAQ
- Tesla’s so dead. Dead company walking. It will all end soon. This is fraud! $TSLAQ
- The Tesla Model 3 actually sucks. (Don’t believe your lyin’ eyes and brain.)
- Parking lots!!
- Tesla is going bankwupt. Short the stock immediately!
- Elon Musk is a liar, a tweet, a fraud — we finally got him!
- Tesla definitely will not show a profit in the 3rd quarter. How could it? No one wants the Model 3 and Tesla can’t produce it anyway.
- Ignore that 3rd quarter profit. It was a magic trick. It won’t happen again.
- Demand is drying up now. Ignore that we said this for years regarding the Model S and Model X. Demand is really drying up this time.
- Ha — Tesla unveiled the $35,000 Model 3! Its 13 year plan is complete. It’s clearly so desperate. This is definitely where Tesla falls apart.
- Now there’s no doubt about it. Stores are closing and Tesla will finally, really, truly, honestly go bankrupt. Should we restart the Death Watch
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