Първоначално изпратено от Trakatrak'
Разгледай мнение
Ти трезвеник ли ще ставаш, бе? Един кон го ухапа и почна преосмисля приоритетите. Ако те беше ухапал слон, направо за остров Томбукту можеше заминеш. Да ставаш канибал. И щеше ни питаш кой казан най става.
A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a TV game. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". It is city in Africa. The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration:
"I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu ... "
The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory. But then comes the shepherd, with his winning masterpiece:
"When Tim and I to Brisbane went
We met three women cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
So I booked one and Tim Booked Two ... "
Наздраве за щастливите двойки и по-щастливите тройки
Коментар