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[psycoholic]

Soaring gold prices pushed Scrooge McDuck to the top of Forbes' 2007 list of wealthy fictional characters.
Forbes' "Fictional 15" first appeared in 2002 but became annual in 2005. In order to qualify, a character must be an "authored fictional creation" (no myth or folklore), "star in a specific narrative work or series of works" and have a reputation -- in and out of fiction -- for wealth.

Forbes applies contemporary market values to the character's source material to estimate net worth. Defense contractor Daddy Warbucks topped the 2006 list thanks to the war in Iraq, while the likes of Mr. Burns, Mr. Howell, and Richie Rich make perennial appearances.

Чичо Скрудж отново е номер едно! :-)

[CrazyHorse]

НЕнормални...Колю и Имил!
http://www.vbox7.com/play:be10fcb2

HHAHAHAHHHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHaH IT'S ON!!

АРЕ ПОЗДРАВ с Марая КЕРИ!
http://www.vbox7.com/play:90eee9de

[Anton Chigurh]

НЕнормални...Колю и Имил!
http://www.vbox7.com/play:be10fcb2

HHAHAHAHHHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHaH IT'S ON!!

[CrazyHorse]

НЕнормални...Колю и Имил!
http://www.vbox7.com/play:be10fcb2

[wannarock]

Ама то цените на имотите вярно падали
http://www2.imot.bg/pcgi/main.cgi?to...81586&f1etails

не е уточнено колко често ще се "събира наема"
това 11 еуро кой на кого ще го плаща?

[boshko]

Ама то цените на имотите вярно падали
http://www2.imot.bg/pcgi/main.cgi?to...81586&f1etails

[prodigal]

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, ' Why ye s, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'

[MILOM]

Поздрави шефа си за 8-ми март - нека да знае, за какво го считаш.

[Ordinary Man]

http://kyordanov.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/ken_li_small.jpg

Новият хит добива все по-голяма популярност

Ще добавя и малка част от текста, естествено на езика на Шекспир

Но а кен токе ту сийвмен
Но йонг лист тажа маливе,
уер а геза-жу забатена'н лечу мо...
Ню уоноз то най молиинай
йо сора шо, йес и шо...
Кен ли, то либу-дибу далчу...
Кен ли, мен ю мо...

P.S. Препоръчвам и Риана - "Ънфулфит"

Както и Queen - "Естакада меджик"

Погледнете и http://www.vbox7.com/play:6abadd16, някакъв мангал "пее" песни отново на Марая Кери /горката, ако знае какво се случва с творчеството/, като ги пее на забележете - "американски". Няма такъв смях

[boshko]

Хахаха, затова ходете на шивач, не на лекар!

[mussi]

Joe walked into a doctor's office to seek relief of anon-stop headache he has had for 20 years. After examining him the doctor said, "Joe, the good newsis I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will requirecastration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testiclesto press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of aheadache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove thetesticles." Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he hadanything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he was without a headache forthe first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an importantpart of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he feltlike a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a newlife.He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what Ineed- a newsuit." He entered the shop and told thesalesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see...size 44long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked,"How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and16-1/2 neck." Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. JoeWalked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about somenew underwear?" Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure." The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said,"Let's see..size 36." Joe laughed "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since Iwas 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34.A 34 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of yourspine and give you one hell of a headache." New suit = $400New shirt = $ 36New underwear = $ 6Second opinion PRICELESS

[Michelangelo]

http://kyordanov.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/ken_li_small.jpg

Новият хит добива все по-голяма популярност

Ще добавя и малка част от текста, естествено на езика на Шекспир

Но а кен токе ту сийвмен
Но йонг лист тажа маливе,
уер а геза-жу забатена'н лечу мо...
Ню уоноз то най молиинай
йо сора шо, йес и шо...
Кен ли, то либу-дибу далчу...
Кен ли, мен ю мо...

P.S. Препоръчвам и Риана - "Ънфулфит"

Както и Queen - "Естакада меджик"

[Hakkinen]

http://kyordanov.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/ken_li_small.jpg

Новият хит добива все по-голяма популярност

Ще добавя и малка част от текста, естествено на езика на Шекспир

Но а кен токе ту сийвмен
Но йонг лист тажа маливе,
уер а геза-жу забатена'н лечу мо...
Ню уоноз то най молиинай
йо сора шо, йес и шо...
Кен ли, то либу-дибу далчу...
Кен ли, мен ю мо...

P.S. Препоръчвам и Риана - "Ънфулфит"

[Michelangelo]

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[bogdanmitkov]

$MAKEDONECA$ написа:

Kakvo se smeete be ora ,mi takasi e,vie ne go li znaehte tova dosega.Ne e sme6no da si izkustven narod.

Приятелю щом можеш да пишеш, значи би трябвало да можеш и да четеш, аме не четеш правилни книжки.
Комиксите за македонския народ не са исторически факти.
Така, че или си мълчи или си бий камшика към детския магазин за още комикси написани от "Хамерикан Пост"[/quote]