Бисери и вицове - архив до 01.09.11

[joda]

Само забележи тея хора дето са на заден план как се метнаха на земята, като пича с пушката почна да гърми в тяхна посока да уцелва лъвъ.

...ами след толкова пуцане все некой требе да го отнесе...или заляга или се спъна или...

[joda]

[psycoholic]

Въпросът ни за деня е:
Страхувате ли се от свински грип? Един от участвалите в анкетата ще спечели екскурзия до Мексико.

Само ако сте служител на МВР! ;-)

[MILOM]

Въпросът ни за деня е:
Страхувате ли се от свински грип? Един от участвалите в анкетата ще спечели екскурзия до Мексико.

[mussi]

Кварталите в София в английски пътеводител:
Bathspiss - Банишора
Boris' Garden - Борисовата градина
Bugsville - Дървеница
Deathcells - Килиите
Diana's bath - Дианабад
Dry River quarter - Сухата река
Gay-o-mile - Гео Милев
Glory yeah - Славия
Iron Village - Железница
Knucklebone village - Кокаляне
Limpid village - Бистрица
Lilac sites - Люлин
Mince District - Ситняково
Motor Cycling Track - Мотописта
Оh! Peel - Обеля
Paul's village - Павлово
Pine Housing - Борово
Philips brotherhood - квартал Филиповци
Princeville - Княжево
Simon's Ville - Симеоново
Sheep's Elevation - Oвча Купел
Shooting Gallery - Стрелбище
Student's Mansions - Студентски Град
Sycamore's - Яворов
Sugar Factory - Захарна Фабрика
Under-the-dick - Подуене
Upper Bathroom - Горна Баня
Eagle Bridge - Орлов мост
King Town Highway - Цариградско шосе

[pesho777]

Ето как изглеждат 300 км/ч http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUSmr8DvZEM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hYh3oN63jE
е46 330xD е безбожно животно!

stiga ste me zanimavali s gluposti, eto vi edna istinska kola!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2TxN...eature=related

ето какъв пауър дава Камелия

http://vbox7.com/play:f63363b9

[freeman1]

Ето как изглеждат 300 км/ч http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUSmr8DvZEM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hYh3oN63jE
е46 330xD е безбожно животно!

stiga ste me zanimavali s gluposti, eto vi edna istinska kola!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2TxN...eature=related

[polki]

В класа на Иванчо имало китайче. Всяко междучасие Иванчо отивал при него, потупвал го по рамото и го питал:
– Абе ти колко бащи имаш?
– Ами един, колко да имам – отвръщало китайчето.
И така всеки ден.След три месеца Иванчо отива при него, потупва го по рамото и го пита:
– Абе ти колко бащи имаш?
– Пет, пет бащи имам – не издържало китайчето.
– Така си и мислех, с две яйца толкова жълт не можеш да станеш – доволен си седнал Иванчо.

[polki]

After 25 years of service the postman was about to retire.
On his last day he walked the same routine as he did for 25 years.
When he arrived at the first house the people gave him fishing gear and wished him happy retirement.
When he arrived at the second house the people gave him camping gear and wished him happy retirement.
When he arrived at the third house a blond lady opened the door and invited him in. They went upstairs and had ditry sex for about two hours. She then made him breakfast and afterwards handed him a dollar.
The postman was surprised, he asked: "Today you gave me the greatest sex I had for years, and breakfast was nice, but what's with the dollar"?
The blond lady answered: "Last night, I was talking to my husband, I told him that today was your last day, and asked what should we do?"
My husband said: "Fuck the postman! Just give him a dollar."
"adding breakfast was my idea!"

и повече да не съм чул лоша дума за блондинките

че кой е казал лоша дума за блондинките ???

само Пеньо - но той не се брои

[wannarock]

After 25 years of service the postman was about to retire.
On his last day he walked the same routine as he did for 25 years.
When he arrived at the first house the people gave him fishing gear and wished him happy retirement.
When he arrived at the second house the people gave him camping gear and wished him happy retirement.
When he arrived at the third house a blond lady opened the door and invited him in. They went upstairs and had ditry sex for about two hours. She then made him breakfast and afterwards handed him a dollar.
The postman was surprised, he asked: "Today you gave me the greatest sex I had for years, and breakfast was nice, but what's with the dollar"?
The blond lady answered: "Last night, I was talking to my husband, I told him that today was your last day, and asked what should we do?"
My husband said: "Fuck the postman! Just give him a dollar."
"adding breakfast was my idea!"

и повече да не съм чул лоша дума за блондинките

[polki]

На свиждане в затвора съпругата казва на мъжа си:
– Децата вече пораснаха и задават въпроси...
– Питат къде е баща им ли?
– Не! Питат къде си скрил откраднатите пари...

[bigpetka]

After 25 years of service the postman was about to retire.
On his last day he walked the same routine as he did for 25 years.
When he arrived at the first house the people gave him fishing gear and wished him happy retirement.
When he arrived at the second house the people gave him camping gear and wished him happy retirement.
When he arrived at the third house a blond lady opened the door and invited him in. They went upstairs and had ditry sex for about two hours. She then made him breakfast and afterwards handed him a dollar.
The postman was surprised, he asked: "Today you gave me the greatest sex I had for years, and breakfast was nice, but what's with the dollar"?
The blond lady answered: "Last night, I was talking to my husband, I told him that today was your last day, and asked what should we do?"
My husband said: "Fuck the postman! Just give him a dollar."
"adding breakfast was my idea!"

[BGold]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7d8JaN35CY&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpQgTRrRu2U&NR=1

:-D:-D:-D

Мале тоя Вйрон не е хуманен!

Представяш ли си да го караш с 30 в плътна колона по околовръстното и от самосвала пред теб да падне камъче и да ти пукне стъклото

Ми ако ти се развали горивна помпа - бегай

[Optic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7d8JaN35CY&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpQgTRrRu2U&NR=1

:-D:-D:-D

Мале тоя Вйрон не е хуманен!

Представяш ли си да го караш с 30 в плътна колона по околовръстното и от самосвала пред теб да падне камъче и да ти пукне стъклото

[Negramoten]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7d8JaN35CY&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpQgTRrRu2U&NR=1

:-D:-D:-D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk1t6S737Cs

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